Monday, May 18, 2009

Signs Of Dictatorship

The tough economic conditions bring out the best in some CEOs --- those whose portrait is splashed across the front page of every issue of the company's newsletter, a-la Stalin.

Example: in such times these suddenly popular CEOs tend to receive "thousands of supportive messages" from employees. So many messages, in fact, that I tend to receive thousands of cries for help from poor postal workers who simply can't keep up with the load.

Another heart-warming phrase during recessons is "all for one and one for all". What these fake musketeers really mean is "all for me and we'll talk about the rest later".

Indeed, it takes a strong CEO to lead a company through crises: when the going gets tough the tough get going. A huge kick in their rear will help these CEOs go, and the farther the better.

Zzzzz...

1 comment:

  1. When a dirty politician gets caught bloody handed, he tends to talk about all the support he gets from commoners. The more he talks about the love of his people, the faster his party mates would abandon that ship.

    But I don’t suppose it has anything to do with the sophisticated business and corporations’ world.

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