Where Is The Onramp?

A Burger King cup:

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

Maybe you want a lot of ice. Maybe you want no ice. Maybe you want your top securely fastended, or maybe you want to go topless. Hmmm? Maybe you want to mix COKE and SPRITE. May be you want to let your cup runneth over (we wish you wouldn't). Whatever you do, make sure to have things your way.

Thanks. I'll take the highway.

Zzzzz...

A Bag Of Crap

(Apologies for the poor quality of the photo; the built-in camera is not one of the iPhone's virtues)


Who wrote this stuff? And who paid for it?

Zzzzz...

I'm Grounded

It's 10:40 pm and I'm stuck in JFK. After a 5 hour connection I learned that my flight was delayed by at least 2:30 hours. Fun, fun, fun. And more fun.

We were given $7 vouchers for food. Burger King was the only place left open; they could not believe their luck. Bad luck, that is: "we will close as soon as we are done with the line", said the grim faced BK employee as the line was growing by the dozens every minute.

Ah, the feast! $7 at Burger King? It doesn't get any better than that... Boy, I forgot how bad these things are. At least their bags and cups were (unintentionally) amusing --- will post pictures in a few days. Please don't snitch to the TSA that I took pictures in an airport; no, I'm not planning an attack on BK... Hmm, perhaps this is not such a bad idea after all.

Ok, they just added 45 more minutes to the delay.

This blog entry was made possible by Delta Airlines. Thank you, Delta, for your support.

Zzzzz... (I wish)